Sunday, February 09, 2003
Things I hate:
People who sit there and go through all their mobile phone ringtones as if the next one is going to be less gay than the last. Just make it ring! Don't play the theme tune to Star Trek you geeky bastard! "Ooooh, this one's good!", "No it's not, it's a crappy 6 tone rendition of the Magnificent Seven, stop it!"
People who don't take their mobile phones with them when they leave their desks. Mobile. Look it up.
Moving furniture, like from one building to another. I say this because I disposed of my old and picked up my new 3-peice suite on Friday afternoon. Are those things the most awkward things to move or what?
Movie cliches. Please, stop putting them in. I see them for what they are, pathetic attempts to give the hero or heroine a 'struggle' so their final goal becomes that much more. Example: The football jock bully in Final Destination. No way. Someone would have beaten the crap out of anyone that idiotic long before he turned 17. Example2: The DEA guy in Con Air, the guy who gets his car wrecked at the end. There is no way anyone that narrow minded and beligerent and goddamned stupid could ever rise that high in the DEA. He repeatedly ignores evidence and suggestions and it's all to make John Cusack look better at the end, and quite frankly, he doesn't need the help. God, I really, really hate them.
Whew! Feel better...
K.
People who sit there and go through all their mobile phone ringtones as if the next one is going to be less gay than the last. Just make it ring! Don't play the theme tune to Star Trek you geeky bastard! "Ooooh, this one's good!", "No it's not, it's a crappy 6 tone rendition of the Magnificent Seven, stop it!"
People who don't take their mobile phones with them when they leave their desks. Mobile. Look it up.
Moving furniture, like from one building to another. I say this because I disposed of my old and picked up my new 3-peice suite on Friday afternoon. Are those things the most awkward things to move or what?
Movie cliches. Please, stop putting them in. I see them for what they are, pathetic attempts to give the hero or heroine a 'struggle' so their final goal becomes that much more. Example: The football jock bully in Final Destination. No way. Someone would have beaten the crap out of anyone that idiotic long before he turned 17. Example2: The DEA guy in Con Air, the guy who gets his car wrecked at the end. There is no way anyone that narrow minded and beligerent and goddamned stupid could ever rise that high in the DEA. He repeatedly ignores evidence and suggestions and it's all to make John Cusack look better at the end, and quite frankly, he doesn't need the help. God, I really, really hate them.
Whew! Feel better...
K.
